mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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wingscanspeak:

Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!image

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There we go children. If you find my body call the police.

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