I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL TEN MINUTES AGO THAT ANDY USED TO WEAR JESSIE’S HAT WHEN PLAYING WITH WOODY AND FOR SOME REASON THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY
Wait a second…
Jessie’s previous owner, Emily, wore a hat similar to Jessie’s. And now Andy is wearing one.
Guys… what if Emily is Andy’s mom?!
please dont do this. not 10 years later please dont give me toy story feels
My mood when I’m on my period is either “fuck you” or “fuck me” there is no in-between.
My girlfriend found this about 6 weeks ago, unfortunately right AFTER her time of the month passed. So when it came again, I dug this out of my likes and asked her to test it out. She shared it with a couple of friends, and the feedback from all three was exactly the same.
"This really works. It’s not my favorite method, and it is hard to beat the effectiveness of drugs or a heating pad, but it really comes in handy when like you’re in the middle of class, or you’re just in a situation where there’s nothing you can do. Then it’s a really good time to use the pressure point method.”
Uterus: Why are you not pregnant?
Uterus: Fuck you, gonna make you bleed out of your vagina and give you PAIN.
Uterus: The fuck is this embryo?
Uterus: Why is it making me so big?
Uterus: I DO NOT LIKE THIS HUMAN
Uterus: HOW DARE YOU DEFY MY RIGHT TO BLEED EVERY MONTH?
Uterus: Here, I give you labor. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO DEFY ME YOU SILLY HUMAN